I know, right?  I am surprised I haven’t seen any, I have seen so many other neat crafts from Off fans!
Some clever person get their ass over to Spoonflower and make this happen.  Take preorders, so you don’t go broke, and charge whatever the fuck you want, and make those of us who want a creepy-ass Bad Batter pillow in their bed very, very happy.

I know, right?  I am surprised I haven’t seen any, I have seen so many other neat crafts from Off fans!

Some clever person get their ass over to Spoonflower and make this happen.  Take preorders, so you don’t go broke, and charge whatever the fuck you want, and make those of us who want a creepy-ass Bad Batter pillow in their bed very, very happy.