Fucking finally!

Fucking finally!

I cuteified my swimsuit

I cuteified my swimsuit

uh… trying to eBay over here buddy

uh… trying to eBay over here buddy

I will only watch episode 2 of Fargo if someone can guarantee me that Martin Freeman will get his ass kicked again and possibly cry

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I guess what pissed me off about the first episode of the Fargo tv series is that, apart from the female police officer, who is diminished both in femininity (she is no longer pregnant) and in status (the confident chief Marge Gunderson is now the bumbling deputy Molly Solverson), every single…

You made some good points and I agree with you on a lot of it, but I have to disagree with what you’ve said about Molly (and not just because Allison is my friend). You’re saying that just because the character is no longer pregnant, that somehow makes her less feminine? I’m sorry, but I think that’s bullshit. And what kind of message does that send to women who can’t have children? That they’re inherently less of a woman? (Maybe you didn’t mean it like that, but that’s how it sounded to me.)

Regarding her status as a deputy, while I can see how you’d be disappointed in that, there was an entire scene with her and the chief where he flat out told her that she’d be chief some day because she’s extremely smart and she’s very good at her job. I think that’s promising. The fact that he’s dead now means that she’ll get the immediate chance to prove herself by solving his murder. 

Like I said, you made a lot of good points about the rest of the women on the show. I just disagree with you about Molly.

I had a feeling this would be misconstrued, but I couldn’t think of a better way of saying it.  I actually have no intention of ever having children or getting pregnant myself and I don’t feel at all these things are necessary components of being a woman.  I guess what I meant to say is that Marge being pregnant, to me, represented someone who was not going to pretend that she was not female for the sake of her career.  I also felt that it was really important to have a pregnant hero because how often does that happen?  Even as someone who is not at all interested in children or motherhood, I’m a bit offended that the pregnant woman is now a background character.

To be honest, I found the chief’s exchanges with Molly to be a bit condescending, almost like he was saying “Keep up the good work, kiddo!”  I did, however, appreciate the fact that she asserted herself to her dad when he was trying to talk her into being a hostess instead of a cop.  I definitely agree with you that there is a lot of room for development in Molly’s character, and the first episode is much too soon to be judging an entire series.  

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my flight to Wyoming leaves tomorrow at 6:20 AM

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ahh yes there we are

ahh yes there we are

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What I will say about Fargo the series though, is if you want to see Martin Freeman get beat up and humiliated (because I know some of you are into that), then you should indeed watch the heck out of it.

I dreamt I was giving the ol’ father-daughter relationship another stab and my father was driving us back to my mom’s house.  He took a curve too fast, rear-ended a parked car, and kept going.  

"Aren’t you going to stop and leave a note?"

"No."

"Dude, go back and put a note on that person’s windshield.  That’s not cool."

He ignored me and we eventually got to my mom’s house.  He was angry about what had happened earlier and called me childish.

"Actually, taking responsibility for your actions is the opposite of childish."  I said.  This just made him more angry.

My mom was not home so my father started cooking something.  I decided I’d had enough.

"You need to leave.  You’re not my friend.  Nobody here likes you."  At this point one of my mom’s dogs growled, for emphasis.  "Go now or I’m calling the police."

Anonymous asked: If someone's gonna touch your bum and you want them to do it then I hope it's magical and great even if you don't shave. You're lovely no matter what and I'm not just saying that because I'm trashed and your posts make me want to go to wal-mart and play with the toys.

The whole butt-touching thing has become increasingly less magical as I get older, but thank you.  Drink some water.

ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Sandra, Sanderson, Sandwich
 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ yeah man I’m pretty boring
► Are you single ➔ yep
► Are you happy ➔ rarely
► Are you Italian ➔ no

► Are you German ➔ no
► Are you Asian ➔ no

► Are you Irish ➔ most white people in Massachusetts are at least a little bit Irish
► Are your parents still married ➔ no

TEN FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Concord, Massachusetts
► Hair Color ➔ red with a lighter chunk
► Eye Color ➔ blue
► Birthday ➔August 31st
► Mood ➔ sad because Ricky is cuddling with me and I’m gonna miss him sooo muccchhhhh uuggghhh 
 Gender ➔ female and pretty pissed about it
► Lefty or Righty ➔ right
 Summer or winter ➔ summer
► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning person!

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 

► Are you in love ➔ smitten, but not in love
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ sometimes
 Who ended your last relationship ➔  I did
 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ so I’ve been told
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ not if it was the right person
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ I hugged Patni approximately one week ago
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ possibly 
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ lol wat

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ fried chicken and Evan Williams
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ mixed together they are pretty good
► Cats or Dogs ➔ kittiezzzzzzz
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ good friends scattered all over the world so there is always someone to visit
► Television or internet ➔ tv is like this really fancy thing I only get to experience in hotels
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ diet coke bitchezzz
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I have a romantic night in every night take me to the damn strip club already
► Day or night ➔ I am fucking useless once the sun goes down
► IM or Phone ➔ IM, fingers 2 big 2 text

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

 Been caught sneaking out ➔ probably
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ who hasn’t?
 Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ no
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes
► Prank called a store ➔ yes
► Skipped school ➔ I skipped most of it
► Wanted to disappear ➔  yeah FYI hiding under a table doesn’t work in your 20’s 

TEN PREFERENCES 

► Smile or eyes ➔ mouths probably have more germs… 
 Light or dark hair ➔ dark
 Shorter or Taller ➔ Brienne of Tarth 
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ ew go away

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ just come to Walmart with me
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ both are problematic

ABOUT ME

► Last Phone Call ➔ the pharmacy
 Last person you hung out with ➔ my mom
► Last thing you ate ➔ disney-princess themed fruit snacks, ostensibly purchased to eat on the plane
► Last thing you drank ➔ the last of the box wine
 Last site you went to  ➔ eBay
► Last place you were ➔ Market Basket

FAMILY

 Do you and your family get along  ➔ blood relatives, no.  family, being my mom, Patni, Bob + Bethy; yeah mostly
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ no, I’m very lucky
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no

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Anonymous asked: I use coconut fiber substrate but I've always bought it loose in bags. The bricks seem like a pointless extra step unless they're much cheaper.

yeah I think maybe the dude who recommended them just thought it was cool that they expand in water or something

to be honest I’ve never even checked out prices on substrate, I’ve always used newspaper shreds, which I got for free.

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Yo any other reptile people use those dehydrated coconut bricks for substrate?  The pet store recommended them but so far all I’m finding is that they’re a pain in the ass to set up and kinda messy :(  

Anonymous asked: The trick to the pits is to not selectively shave them -- go full-bore. My girlfriend doesn't shave anything and it looks as natural as whatever, but it's because it's been like that for as long as I can remember. Stick to your guns! Even the manliest beard started as some 13 year old's scraggly upper lip.

I don’t shave selectively, I do still shave occasionally.  Since October I’ve shaved 3 or 4 times, when there was a sliver of hope someone might touch my butt, but other than that I pretty much try to pretend all that meaty shit below my neck is a mannequin that is fun to put clothes on and sometimes it gets bigger and oh well

I would not say I’m actively trying to cultivate a pair of lush thickets or anything, since the reasons I don’t shave regularly are 1.  too lazy  and 2. don’t care, it was most just an observation.  

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Yes!  Fargo the movie is one of my top 3 favorite movies, which is probably why I got so bent out of shape over the series falling flat.  
Apart from the poorly-written female characters, even though the series is also directed by the Coen brothers, it lacks the dark comedy that usually makes Coen brothers movies so great.  Fargo the movie shows people being creepy, selfish, petty, and generally terrible, but shows that sometimes that stuff is sort of funny, and there are moments of sweetness too.  Maybe I’m judging the series too harshly after only seeing one episode, but it kind of only showed people being horrible to each other.  

Yes!  Fargo the movie is one of my top 3 favorite movies, which is probably why I got so bent out of shape over the series falling flat.  

Apart from the poorly-written female characters, even though the series is also directed by the Coen brothers, it lacks the dark comedy that usually makes Coen brothers movies so great.  Fargo the movie shows people being creepy, selfish, petty, and generally terrible, but shows that sometimes that stuff is sort of funny, and there are moments of sweetness too.  Maybe I’m judging the series too harshly after only seeing one episode, but it kind of only showed people being horrible to each other.