I got my Birthday Pizza today for lunch… I got a large because I kind of wanted cold pizza later on, but me and my mom ate the entire fucking thing because we’re gross
Two of the EDR cooks at Signal Mountain, including the dude who replaced me, got arrested last night for drug and alcohol related charges. One of the other cooks sent me their mugshots.
If you’re going to slut shame strippers, sex workers, or promiscuous ladies in front of me, don’t expect me to fucking agree with you. I used to be more than one of those things. And don’t tell me Oh but you’re not like that
because you really don’t know, do you?
I may be functionally asexual these days but I used to get up to some shady shit
and I don’t regret any of it
Ok I bought my ticket for Rufflecon. There’s no going back now, that shit was almost $60 :\
aww yeah 7:30 and I’m in my jammies this is my kinda birthday
I took a nap this afternoon and then went to see Guardians of the Galaxy with Ashley and I was excited to get a giant meaty pizza later on tonight but I’m not even hungry and I kind of want another nap instead
my sleep schedule is fucked
something is definitely wrong
I don’t know how I’m going to make it through my birthday party next Saturday I’m going to get an hour in and be like OK BYE GUYS