I wish there were workout videos that focused on making you feel strong and invincible instead of attaining a Hawt Bodieee

like OK LADIES DO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO CRUSH A MAN’S SKULL WITH YOUR THIGHS?  LET’S SEE SOME MORE REPS!!!  I HOPE YOU ALL STARTED YOUR MORNING WITH A SMOOTHIE MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES CAUSE TODAY WE’RE GONNA SNAP SOME SPINES.  GREAT!  NOW IMAGINE THE LAST PERSON WHO HURT YOU IS LOOKING UP AT YOU FROM THE GROUND AND BEGGING FOR THEIR LIFE- AND ONE, AND TWO, 

I was discussing a super expensive CMM probe arm that I’m supposed to sell over email with my bosses at work

and one of them was like Pretty sweet arm right?

and I was like Meh I’ve seen better

and linked to this picture

because I’m a dickbag

I pretty much just assume that if it make my life easier, Masshealth does not cover it
Fortunately, they do cover my xanax.

I pretty much just assume that if it make my life easier, Masshealth does not cover it

Fortunately, they do cover my xanax.

I made an appointment with a dentist

IT’S FUCKING TOMORROW

I haven’t been in 10 years but I have been trying to take better care of my teeth, I gave up my daily diet coke habit and started flossing more often

it goes without saying that my next phone call was to my doctor to get a refill on my xanax 

I think the dentist is close to my house so maybe I will just take a shitload of xanax and walk there and hope for the best

Lady Snowblood (1973)

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alright gluten-free biscotti DON’T LET ME DOWN 
I used the rest of my nice chocolate chips on you and also my pecans
my favorite Texas socialist is getting a care package :D

alright gluten-free biscotti DON’T LET ME DOWN 

I used the rest of my nice chocolate chips on you and also my pecans

my favorite Texas socialist is getting a care package :D

welcometomagnoliaboulevard:

Vulvatron - new front woman for GWAR

A little disappointed that I can’t seem to find a wikipedia page for Kim Dylla or Vulvatron, and that her personal website seems like it hasn’t been updated in a few years.  I want to know more about her!  I mean Oderus Urungus’ parents were a supercomputer and a petri dish and his best friend was a cuttlefish, what’s Vulvatron’s deal already?  I did at least find out that she is a fashion designer so that’s pretty rad.

welcometomagnoliaboulevard:

Vulvatron - new front woman for GWAR

A little disappointed that I can’t seem to find a wikipedia page for Kim Dylla or Vulvatron, and that her personal website seems like it hasn’t been updated in a few years.  I want to know more about her!  I mean Oderus Urungus’ parents were a supercomputer and a petri dish and his best friend was a cuttlefish, what’s Vulvatron’s deal already?  I did at least find out that she is a fashion designer so that’s pretty rad.

allvirgo said: I don't know what this says about my health but when I type in "n" in the address bar it takes me to netflix now instead of to your blog

are you breaking up with me

that feel when you love action movies but hate men and are bored with oversexualized women

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I have movie passes and nothing to do today and there is not a goddamn thing I want to see

I am thrilled to death that GWAR’s new front person is a woman

But I wish the articles announcing this fact had something to say about it besides OH MY GOD A WOMAN

I ripped the recipe for this tofu and bean sprout arrangement out of a magazine when I was waiting at the optometrist’s and I think it might be my new vegan picnic food jam

I ripped the recipe for this tofu and bean sprout arrangement out of a magazine when I was waiting at the optometrist’s and I think it might be my new vegan picnic food jam

Salvation army scores… some of it was half off so I think it came to about $16?
- plain white deadstock sweatshirt for more applique fuckery
- silky pj pants that I’m going to cut + hem into shorts, essential for keeping skirts from sticking to leggings
- tank top thing with ruffle, sorta like the grey one I wore to my birthday picnic
- light green cardigan, also a future applique victim, matches the skirt I just finished
- 2 pairs of shorts, might dye the lace one some stupid vomity pastel color
- cute thermal 

Salvation army scores… some of it was half off so I think it came to about $16?

- plain white deadstock sweatshirt for more applique fuckery

- silky pj pants that I’m going to cut + hem into shorts, essential for keeping skirts from sticking to leggings

- tank top thing with ruffle, sorta like the grey one I wore to my birthday picnic

- light green cardigan, also a future applique victim, matches the skirt I just finished

- 2 pairs of shorts, might dye the lace one some stupid vomity pastel color

- cute thermal 

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