I will only watch episode 2 of Fargo if someone can guarantee me that Martin Freeman will get his ass kicked again and possibly cry
my flight to Wyoming leaves tomorrow at 6:20 AM
What I will say about Fargo the series though, is if you want to see Martin Freeman get beat up and humiliated (because I know some of you are into that), then you should indeed watch the heck out of it.
I dreamt I was giving the ol’ father-daughter relationship another stab and my father was driving us back to my mom’s house. He took a curve too fast, rear-ended a parked car, and kept going.
"Aren’t you going to stop and leave a note?"
"Dude, go back and put a note on that person’s windshield. That’s not cool."
He ignored me and we eventually got to my mom’s house. He was angry about what had happened earlier and called me childish.
"Actually, taking responsibility for your actions is the opposite of childish." I said. This just made him more angry.
My mom was not home so my father started cooking something. I decided I’d had enough.
"You need to leave. You’re not my friend. Nobody here likes you." At this point one of my mom’s dogs growled, for emphasis. "Go now or I’m calling the police."
Anonymous asked: If someone's gonna touch your bum and you want them to do it then I hope it's magical and great even if you don't shave. You're lovely no matter what and I'm not just saying that because I'm trashed and your posts make me want to go to wal-mart and play with the toys.
The whole butt-touching thing has become increasingly less magical as I get older, but thank you. Drink some water.
► Name ➔ Sandra, Sanderson, Sandwich
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ yeah man I’m pretty boring
► Are you single ➔ yep
► Are you happy ➔ rarely
► Are you Italian ➔ no
► Are you German ➔ no
► Are you Asian ➔ no
► Are you Irish ➔ most white people in Massachusetts are at least a little bit Irish
► Are your parents still married ➔ no
► Birth Place ➔ Concord, Massachusetts
► Hair Color ➔ red with a lighter chunk
► Eye Color ➔ blue
► Birthday ➔August 31st
► Mood ➔ sad because Ricky is cuddling with me and I’m gonna miss him sooo muccchhhhh uuggghhh
► Gender ➔ female and pretty pissed about it
► Lefty or Righty ➔ right
► Summer or winter ➔ summer
► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning person!
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ smitten, but not in love
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ sometimes
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I did
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ so I’ve been told
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ not if it was the right person
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ I hugged Patni approximately one week ago
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ possibly
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ lol wat
► Love or lust ➔ fried chicken and Evan Williams
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ mixed together they are pretty good
► Cats or Dogs ➔ kittiezzzzzzz
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ good friends scattered all over the world so there is always someone to visit
► Television or internet ➔ tv is like this really fancy thing I only get to experience in hotels
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ diet coke bitchezzz
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I have a romantic night in every night take me to the damn strip club already
► Day or night ➔ I am fucking useless once the sun goes down
► IM or Phone ➔ IM, fingers 2 big 2 text
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ probably
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ who hasn’t?
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ no
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes
► Prank called a store ➔ yes
► Skipped school ➔ I skipped most of it
► Wanted to disappear ➔ yeah FYI hiding under a table doesn’t work in your 20’s
► Smile or eyes ➔ mouths probably have more germs…
► Light or dark hair ➔ dark
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Brienne of Tarth
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ ew go away
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ just come to Walmart with me
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ both are problematic
ABOUT ME► Last Phone Call ➔ the pharmacy
► Last person you hung out with ➔ my mom
► Last thing you ate ➔ disney-princess themed fruit snacks, ostensibly purchased to eat on the plane
► Last thing you drank ➔ the last of the box wine
► Last site you went to ➔ eBay
► Last place you were ➔ Market Basket
► Do you and your family get along ➔ blood relatives, no. family, being my mom, Patni, Bob + Bethy; yeah mostly
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ no, I’m very lucky
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
Anonymous asked: I use coconut fiber substrate but I've always bought it loose in bags. The bricks seem like a pointless extra step unless they're much cheaper.
yeah I think maybe the dude who recommended them just thought it was cool that they expand in water or something
to be honest I’ve never even checked out prices on substrate, I’ve always used newspaper shreds, which I got for free.
Yo any other reptile people use those dehydrated coconut bricks for substrate? The pet store recommended them but so far all I’m finding is that they’re a pain in the ass to set up and kinda messy :(
Anonymous asked: The trick to the pits is to not selectively shave them -- go full-bore. My girlfriend doesn't shave anything and it looks as natural as whatever, but it's because it's been like that for as long as I can remember. Stick to your guns! Even the manliest beard started as some 13 year old's scraggly upper lip.
I don’t shave selectively, I do still shave occasionally. Since October I’ve shaved 3 or 4 times, when there was a sliver of hope someone might touch my butt, but other than that I pretty much try to pretend all that meaty shit below my neck is a mannequin that is fun to put clothes on and sometimes it gets bigger and oh well
I would not say I’m actively trying to cultivate a pair of lush thickets or anything, since the reasons I don’t shave regularly are 1. too lazy and 2. don’t care, it was most just an observation.