metamorphichorrormachine:

Saline, the Salt Lake Queen
Prismacolor fine line pen, copic marker, gel pen, music by Rasputina
Gin Nordgren

metamorphichorrormachine:

Saline, the Salt Lake Queen

Prismacolor fine line pen, copic marker, gel pen, music by Rasputina

Gin Nordgren

wow guess who had a fucking meltdown because we ran out of spaghetti tonight

I’m not big on lipgloss but this ice cream cone one Megan sent was too cute not to do something with.  I glued it shut and made it into a bag charm :D

I’m not big on lipgloss but this ice cream cone one Megan sent was too cute not to do something with.  I glued it shut and made it into a bag charm :D

Anonymous said: ok. this is ashley. i felt weird putting my name to it and i thought it would mean more if it was relatively anonymous. but i don't want to make you feel weird either lol.

oh my god you silly

now we’ve both made each other feel weird, so we’re even :P

of course it means a lot coming from you

Anonymous said: Curious, why did you turn off anonymous asking in the first place?

I got into it with some condescending dickbag anon over whether or not Dov Charney was ever the owner of American Apparel (I never said he was, and the anon kept insisting I was “confused”)

it was right around the time Ricky got into his accident and I just had no patience for rudeness or bad juju

Anonymous said: I read your blog sometimes and know you IRL and I hope you can keep your head up. You're a kind, charming, beautiful person and have a lot to be proud of, even though you don't always see that. I've always marveled at how much you care for your friends and share everything you have with them, cook for them, etc. You are a great person, I hope this message reinforces that into your head and you can feel a bit better about yourself.

thanks, that’s really nice of you and I know your heart’s in the right place

but it kinda makes me feel weird if you say you know me IRL but don’t say who you are

I’d give my blog address to almost anyone I know IRL and many of my IRL friends read my blog, it’s not like it’s a secret or anything

Oddly, by not being super-hot, I have managed to dodge anonymous messages from people telling me I’m ugly.
many of the people who anon message are people who’ve read my blog for years and are not interested in getting a tumblr and I respect that

Oddly, by not being super-hot, I have managed to dodge anonymous messages from people telling me I’m ugly.

many of the people who anon message are people who’ve read my blog for years and are not interested in getting a tumblr and I respect that

turned anon asks back on

be nice

Teiva is on fire tonight 

Teiva is on fire tonight 

I dreamed I was mad at my mom for some reason and running away from her and trying to hide somewhere in the woods on my dead grandma’s property

anyway basically all I remember besides that is stumbling upon this gross dude who lived underground and screaming at him “WOUND FLUID IS NOT A BEVERAGE!!!”

Tags: dreams

I know right
that is one sexy bear

I know right

that is one sexy bear

also can I just say how proud of my workplace I am right now like I don’t even have sex anymore but this is important
there’s STD info and a giant box of condoms in the vacuum cleaner closet

also can I just say how proud of my workplace I am right now like I don’t even have sex anymore but this is important

there’s STD info and a giant box of condoms in the vacuum cleaner closet

I got a bag to keep myself from ruining my new camera but I guess it’s pretty much my purse now.  Anyway I love it because it’s the same color scheme as one of the Polaroid Coolcams I used to own fuck I loved those things

so it’s my goal to cover it with a zillion stupid dangly things

I got this ballerina cat at some gift store?  What you’ve never seen the wild ballerina cats of Wyoming?  They also had a moose but I can’t show that yet because it’s going in someone’s care package :D

I was craving something pastel and feeling nostalgic for the game Off so I made a thing with a t shirt from the free table.  Felt is from Wool Hearts, who I cannot recommend enough!

book-of-mildy:

aww yeah that’ll be me soon… heading to Portland on Friday to visit a friend for a few days!

book-of-mildy:

aww yeah that’ll be me soon… heading to Portland on Friday to visit a friend for a few days!