I got my Birthday Pizza today for lunch… I got a large because I kind of wanted cold pizza later on, but me and my mom ate the entire fucking thing because we’re gross

hhhhhhhhh you guyssss

hhhhhhhhh you guyssss

Totally.  The only thing that surprises me about this is that these people passed their drug tests.  

Totally.  The only thing that surprises me about this is that these people passed their drug tests.  

Two of the EDR cooks at Signal Mountain, including the dude who replaced me, got arrested last night for drug and alcohol related charges.  One of the other cooks sent me their mugshots.

Tags: ...yep

Barrington also gave me this lasercut whatsit 

Barrington also gave me this lasercut whatsit 

Barrington gave me this crystal she found in a cave when I was in Portland 

Barrington gave me this crystal she found in a cave when I was in Portland 

whimsicle fuckery

whimsicle fuckery

another supergirly yardsale score :D

another supergirly yardsale score :D

feathers found while walking the dogs

feathers found while walking the dogs

If you’re going to slut shame strippers, sex workers, or promiscuous ladies in front of me, don’t expect me to fucking agree with you.  I used to be more than one of those things.  And don’t tell me Oh but you’re not like that

because you really don’t know, do you?

I may be functionally asexual these days but I used to get up to some shady shit 

and I don’t regret any of it

kaitlinvevo:

Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun. You’re a master of Karate, and friendship, for everyone.

I AM GLAD THIS EXISTS

kaitlinvevo:

Dayman. Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun. You’re a master of Karate, and friendship, for everyone.

I AM GLAD THIS EXISTS

Ok I bought my ticket for Rufflecon.  There’s no going back now, that shit was almost $60 :\

Ashley got me a cake!

Ashley got me a cake!

Tags: birthday cake

Did anyone else feel some similarities between Guardians of the Galaxy and Firefly?  It made me want to rewatch Firefly.  Also did Lena Dunham’s hideous dress from the Emmy’s remind anybody else of Kaylee’s (much cooler) dress from the Shindig episode?  Browncoats shall rise again! 

aww yeah 7:30 and I’m in my jammies this is my kinda birthday

I mean

not really

I took a nap this afternoon and then went to see Guardians of the Galaxy with Ashley and I was excited to get a giant meaty pizza later on tonight but I’m not even hungry and I kind of want another nap instead

my sleep schedule is fucked

something is definitely wrong

I don’t know how I’m going to make it through my birthday party next Saturday I’m going to get an hour in and be like OK BYE GUYS